Senin, 22 Agustus 2011

DAMNIT! HELLYEAH! WOOHOO!!!

OHYEAH!

now i know how to make it, LOL!

...

am i a loser just because i can't even make a single spoiler?

hopeless

...... (too stressed)

test (again)

<div style="margin-top: 5px; text-align: center;">
<input value="Show" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; width: 60px; 
font-size: 10px;" onclick="if 
(this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display
 != '') { 
this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display
 = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { 
this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display
 = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Show'; }" 
type="button"/></div>
<div style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 5px;">
<div style="display: none;">is it works?</div>
</div>
 
Is it works? 

testing

I recently search how to make spoiler at google, after 2 hours, i finally get what i looked for, when i test it, it didn't work at all. SHIT

TESTING
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Sabtu, 20 Agustus 2011

CURSED UGLY TRANSVESTITE (BENCONG JELEK TERKUTUK)

Postingan kali ini gue ngga bakal makai bahasa inggris, kenapa? karena gue baru makan makanan basi dan lg bete banget, that's why.

Oke lngsung aja gausah pke bacot panjang lebar. gue mulai dari kejadian semalam.

Jum'at, 19 agustus 2011   
Gue ijin ama ortu buat tarawih, dan maap ma, pa, gue bohong lagi, gue cma shalat isa dimushola, bru lngsung cabut ke rumah temen gue yg kebetulan warnet. ngga lama pas gue udah nyampe sana, temen gue adi manggil gue keatas buat main ps2, kami mainnya diatap (jangan heran) make proyektor, serasa layar tancap gituuuh. Kami main fight night 3 (main tinju buat yg ngga tau) dan gue menang terus ngga tau kenapa,n lnjut kami pun main pes(bola buat yg ngga tau) dan gue kalah terus (shit).Kami main main dan main ampe jam 12 malam. Nah berhubung kita laper banget, yaudah kami nyari makan yang murah meriah, dan ketemunya di dekat pelabuhan gitu, orangnya ada yg jual sate, ada juga yg jual mi rebus dan kopi. Nah disini yg ngebikin bete adalah, kita nunggu orangnya masakin lama banget sumpah. Makanan gua dateng sekitar 30menitan, gue selama itu masaknya mungkin mienya jadi buat 1 panti asuhan. After 5 cigarretes, gue langsung nyantap mienya yang ngga banyak banyak amat itu. Setelah itu kita ngopi, kalo ngga salah jam 1:35kita baru cabut dari tempat itu (kalo ngga salah sih).
Disini ide gila gue keluar, pas nyampe ditempat tongkrongan, gue langsung ngasih ide buat ngelemparin mercon ke bencong laknat terkutuk. Semuanya setuju, kami langsung cabut buat beli mercon. Karena waktunya yg ini udah dihitung hari sabtu, kita lanjutin dibawah.

Sabtu, 20 agustus 2011
lanjut dari cerita yang diatas, kami udah dapat merconnya, kami udah siap, udah makan irex lagi. Kami keliling keliling tenggarong cuma buat nyari bencong (buat dilempar mercon). Mata pendeteksi bencong gue pun ngeliat ada bencong lagi transfer sama om om *pfft. Lanjut, pertama gue ngolok bencongnya dengan kata kata yg disensor, teman gue langsung lempar mercon ke dia, tau becongnya bilang apa? SETANN!! dengan suara macho. Kami langsung ngakak ngakak nggajelas, trus temen gue yg satunya lngsung bilang, eh eh kita dikejar, otomatis kami lngsung gaspol, dan ternyata temen gue bohong, SETANN!! *suaralekong.
Skip bagian ini, langsung ke bagian horrornya aja, pas gue balik sendirian, gue lewat ke tempat yang sama, dan gue juga iseng ngolok bencong yang sama, dan ternyata disini gue dikejar (jangan tanya gimana gue ngoloknya, parah gila).
Gara gara itu, gue sahurnya telat, bangunnya jam 3 siang (ngga ngaruh sih),gue pun inisiatif mandi dan sholat. Abis itu gue caw ke warnet. Didepan warnet, gue ngeliat orang macho yg kayaknya dia bencong yang tadi malam. Pas gue lewat, gue denger dia bilang kayak gini: Udah dikasi harga murah, dilempar mercon lagi aku. Emang sial tadi malam didepan Planetarium,uuuh. Otomatis gue ngakak parah, dia ngeliat ke gue dan langsung nunjuk gue, gue masi aja ngakak. Pas dia teriak WOI, nah gue stop ngakak, langsung masuk warnet, start billing, terus kejang kejang.

Pulangnya gue ketiduran, buka telat, dimimpiin bencong laknat. AJIB!

Rabu, 17 Agustus 2011

asd

Unfortunately, i'm not in the mood for writing, even opening this fckn blog, so maybe  i'll continued writing after sunday, because of this fckn homework.

well, see ya folks! :)

Minggu, 14 Agustus 2011

Awesome Things, Wonderful Night \m/

This was happen when i'm at GALAU state.

At 7 in the night, my friend picked me at my home, invites me to routine tarawih pray at one of my friends house \m/. My other 3 friends were there, we decided to travel around Tenggarong to buy some fireworks, so we're going to the memorial park first to eat some grilled corn. After 2 grilled corns and 4 cigarettes, we're traveling around Tenggarong, laughin' at some of my friends funny faces.

We're stopped at fireworks vendor to buy firecrackers and some fireworks that spinned when burned. We play it at my friend's home, exactly at his rooftop. We're throwing the firecrackers at each other, and laughing all the night long (or after the firecrackers were completely ran out).

After that we're playing some cards, the one who lose gets his face full of powder. After that, we're watching some movies with a projector. Then i lie down and sees the night sky full of stars, and i see my friends face, suddenly i smiles and think, "Why do i think that the world crumbles just because of thinking you? Damn! I still have my friends, who cares if i didn't have you?."

Thanks to my friends, for show me this awesome things at this wonderful night! \m/

Sabtu, 13 Agustus 2011

The biggest mistake at holiday (maybe not)

What will you do if you just lose your money? what will you do when you ask to your mother for budget, she rejected? What will you do?

Well, i'm at galau state right now, maybe that's why i didn't open my blog recently (maybe not.)
Kalau yang ngerti bahasa dewa ini, ada yang bsa kasih saran?